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The backpack body, sides, straps, and interior remain black Oxford canvas for a practical school, college, commuting, or travel bag.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• One size: 10.83 × 4.92 × 13.58 in (27.5 × 12.5 × 34.5 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• Six compartments, including a main pocket, front zip pocket, side pockets, and internal organizers\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• Built-in laptop sleeve\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• Padded mesh back panel and adjustable shoulder straps\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• Secure flap with buckle straps\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• Made to order; pattern placement may vary slightly\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003eIMPORTANT\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003eOnly the front flap is printed. 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The original retro geometric pattern is printed across the front flap, while the black Oxford canvas base keeps the look practical for school, college, commuting, and travel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• One size: 10.83 × 4.92 × 13.58 in (27.5 × 12.5 × 34.5 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Durable 100% Oxford canvas\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Six compartments, including a roomy main pocket, front zip pocket, side pockets, and internal organizers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Built-in laptop sleeve\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Padded mesh back panel and adjustable shoulder straps\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Secure flap with buckle straps\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Black base and interior help hide everyday scuffs\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe pattern placement may vary slightly from the mockup because each bag is made to order. Colors can also vary slightly by screen and production run.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCARE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRemove contents before cleaning. Pretreat visible stains, clean gently with warm water and mild detergent using a soft cloth or brush, and air dry.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":48829699850397,"sku":"31174838986733385755","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/5717\/0589\/files\/18176348506316980386_2048.jpg?v=1787467052"},{"product_id":"school-doodle-backpack-dark-academic-oxford-canvas-laptop-bag-for-teachers-and-students","title":"School Doodle Backpack, Dark Academic Oxford Canvas Laptop Bag for Teachers and Students","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003eA dark school-supply doodle backpack for teachers, students, college, commuting, and everyday use. Original notebooks, pencils, rulers, paper clips, stars, and abstract marks print across the front flap; the backpack body, sides, straps, and interior are black Oxford canvas.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• One size: 10.83 × 4.92 × 13.58 in (27.5 × 12.5 × 34.5 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• Six compartments, including a main pocket, front zip pocket, side pockets, and internal organizers\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• Built-in laptop sleeve\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• Padded mesh back panel and adjustable shoulder straps\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• Secure flap with buckle straps\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• Made to order; pattern placement may vary slightly\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003eIMPORTANT\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003eOnly the front flap is printed. 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Pretreat visible stains, clean gently with warm water and mild detergent using a soft cloth or brush, and air dry.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":48829700669597,"sku":"17075962511965944616","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/5717\/0589\/files\/6169772938421840271_2048.jpg?v=1787467103"},{"product_id":"celestial-backpack-moon-and-stars-oxford-canvas-laptop-bag-for-college-and-travel","title":"Celestial Backpack, Moon and Stars Oxford Canvas Laptop Bag for College and Travel","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003eAn original celestial backpack for college, commuting, travel, and everyday use. Moons, stars, comets, and abstract orbit marks print across the front flap; the backpack body, sides, straps, and interior are black Oxford canvas.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• One size: 10.83 × 4.92 × 13.58 in (27.5 × 12.5 × 34.5 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• Six compartments, including a main pocket, front zip pocket, side pockets, and internal organizers\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• Built-in laptop sleeve\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• Padded mesh back panel and adjustable shoulder straps\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• Secure flap with buckle straps\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• Made to order; pattern placement may vary slightly\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003eIMPORTANT\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003eOnly the front flap is printed. Review the dimensions before ordering to confirm that your laptop, folders, or daily gear will fit. Colors can vary slightly by screen and production run.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003eCARE\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003eRemove contents before cleaning. 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The original irregular check pattern prints across the front flap; the backpack body, sides, straps, and interior are black Oxford canvas.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• One size: 10.83 × 4.92 × 13.58 in (27.5 × 12.5 × 34.5 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• Six compartments, including a main pocket, front zip pocket, side pockets, and internal organizers\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• Built-in laptop sleeve\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• Padded mesh back panel and adjustable shoulder straps\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• Secure flap with buckle straps\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e• Made to order; pattern placement may vary slightly\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003eIMPORTANT\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003eOnly the front flap is printed. 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