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Colors may vary slightly between screens and the finished print.\n\nAI disclosure: This design includes seller-directed AI-assisted visual elements. Nonsense Depot created the concept and copy, directed the generation, selected and edited the artwork, composed the final layout, and prepared the production file. Physical production is completed by the disclosed production partner.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"5\" x 7\" (Vertical) \/ Uncoated \/ 1 pc","offer_id":48826426753181,"sku":"19531658283616880702","price":10.27,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/5717\/0589\/files\/7329198657362762460_2048.jpg?v=1787258739"},{"product_id":"funny-pigeon-birthday-card-i-expect-a-crumb-bird-lover-gift","title":"I Expect a Crumb Birthday Card","description":"A physical folded 5 × 7 inch Petty Pigeon greeting card featuring the original Nonsense Depot character and the front message “HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 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Physical production is completed by the disclosed production partner.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"5\" x 7\" (Vertical) \/ Uncoated \/ 1 pc","offer_id":48826427244701,"sku":"64936868807183061328","price":10.27,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/5717\/0589\/files\/14024376238326162329_2048.jpg?v=1787258750"},{"product_id":"funny-pigeon-birthday-card-you-age-i-judge-sarcastic-bird-card","title":"You Age. I Judge. Birthday Card","description":"A physical folded 5 × 7 inch Petty Pigeon greeting card featuring the original Nonsense Depot character and the front message “YOU AGE. I JUDGE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.” The printed interior reads “Another year. Another opportunity for questionable decisions.” One vertical card is printed on 270gsm paper and includes one envelope. The front, interior, and back are printed by our disclosed Taylor\/Printify production partner. Colors may vary slightly between screens and the finished print. AI disclosure: This design includes seller-directed AI-assisted visual elements. Nonsense Depot created the concept and copy, directed the generation, selected and edited the artwork, composed the final layout, and prepared the production file. Physical production is completed by the disclosed production partner.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"5\" x 7\" (Vertical) \/ Uncoated \/ 1 pc","offer_id":48826427375773,"sku":"96985036552894808085","price":10.27,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/5717\/0589\/files\/1612056559590870871_2048.jpg?v=1787258761"},{"product_id":"funny-pigeon-birthday-card-another-year-older-sarcastic-birthday-card","title":"Another Year Older Pigeon Birthday Card","description":"A physical folded 5 × 7 inch Petty Pigeon greeting card featuring the original Nonsense Depot character and the front message “ANOTHER YEAR OLDER. STILL QUESTIONABLE.” The printed interior reads “Good. Consistency matters. Happy birthday.” One vertical card is printed on 270gsm paper and includes one envelope. The front, interior, and back are printed by our disclosed Taylor\/Printify production partner. Colors may vary slightly between screens and the finished print. AI disclosure: This design includes seller-directed AI-assisted visual elements. Nonsense Depot created the concept and copy, directed the generation, selected and edited the artwork, composed the final layout, and prepared the production file. 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Colors may vary slightly between screens and the finished print. AI disclosure: This design includes seller-directed AI-assisted visual elements. Nonsense Depot created the concept and copy, directed the generation, selected and edited the artwork, composed the final layout, and prepared the production file. Physical production is completed by the disclosed production partner.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"5\" x 7\" (Vertical) \/ Uncoated \/ 1 pc","offer_id":48826427572381,"sku":"19235190274948882435","price":10.27,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/5717\/0589\/files\/5436884857113361620_2048.jpg?v=1787258784"},{"product_id":"funny-teacher-thank-you-card-your-patience-has-been-noted-petty-pigeon","title":"Your Patience Has Been Noted Teacher Card","description":"A physical folded 5 × 7 inch Petty Pigeon greeting card featuring the original Nonsense Depot character and the front message “YOUR PATIENCE HAS BEEN NOTED. FRANKLY, IT'S EXCESSIVE.” The printed interior reads “Thank you for teaching, encouraging, and tolerating the side commentary.” One vertical card is printed on 270gsm paper and includes one envelope. The front, interior, and back are printed by our disclosed Taylor\/Printify production partner. Colors may vary slightly between screens and the finished print. AI disclosure: This design includes seller-directed AI-assisted visual elements. Nonsense Depot created the concept and copy, directed the generation, selected and edited the artwork, composed the final layout, and prepared the production file. Physical production is completed by the disclosed production partner.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"5\" x 7\" (Vertical) \/ Uncoated \/ 1 pc","offer_id":48826427703453,"sku":"17050701168742841028","price":10.27,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/5717\/0589\/files\/14715579420370276678_2048.jpg?v=1787258795"},{"product_id":"funny-back-to-school-teacher-card-fresh-new-side-eye-petty-pigeon","title":"Fresh New Side-Eye Teacher Card","description":"A physical folded 5 × 7 inch Petty Pigeon greeting card featuring the original Nonsense Depot character and the front message “BACK TO SCHOOL. SAME GREAT TEACHER. FRESH NEW SIDE-EYE.” The printed interior reads “Wishing you good coffee, sharp pencils, and a remarkably reasonable class.” One vertical card is printed on 270gsm paper and includes one envelope. The front, interior, and back are printed by our disclosed Taylor\/Printify production partner. Colors may vary slightly between screens and the finished print. AI disclosure: This design includes seller-directed AI-assisted visual elements. Nonsense Depot created the concept and copy, directed the generation, selected and edited the artwork, composed the final layout, and prepared the production file. 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Colors may vary slightly between screens and the finished print. AI disclosure: This design includes seller-directed AI-assisted visual elements. Nonsense Depot created the concept and copy, directed the generation, selected and edited the artwork, composed the final layout, and prepared the production file. Physical production is completed by the disclosed production partner.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"5\" x 7\" (Vertical) \/ Uncoated \/ 1 pc","offer_id":48826427900061,"sku":"21450351745814119123","price":10.27,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/5717\/0589\/files\/7328865077080407265_2048.jpg?v=1787259409"},{"product_id":"funny-pigeon-birthday-card-ill-allow-it-petty-pigeon-gift","title":"I’ll Allow It Pigeon Birthday Card","description":"A physical folded 5 × 7 inch Petty Pigeon greeting card featuring the original Nonsense Depot character and the front message “IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. 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AI disclosure: This design includes seller-directed AI-assisted visual elements. Nonsense Depot created the concept and copy, directed the generation, selected and edited the artwork, composed the final layout, and prepared the production file. Physical production is completed by the disclosed production partner.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"5\" x 7\" (Vertical) \/ Uncoated \/ 1 pc","offer_id":48826428227741,"sku":"51049838866849934374","price":10.27,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/5717\/0589\/files\/7606093363446243506_2048.jpg?v=1787259433"},{"product_id":"funny-pigeon-birthday-card-cake-tax-one-crumb-bird-lover-card","title":"Cake Tax Pigeon Birthday Card","description":"A physical folded 5 × 7 inch Petty Pigeon greeting card featuring the original Nonsense Depot character and the front message “HAPPY BIRTHDAY. CAKE TAX: ONE CRUMB.” The printed interior reads “Payment is due immediately. 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