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No mascot or visible shop branding on the front.\n\nPRODUCT FACTS\n• 15 x 16 in cotton canvas tote\n• Heavy 12 oz\/yd² fabric\n• 20 in self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching\n• Flat corners\n• Natural color\n• Front and back DTG print\n• Blank product sourced from India\n• Made to order by Nonsense Depot's disclosed Printify production partner\n\nCARE\nSpot clean. Line dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly over the printed area.\n\nCOLOR NOTE\nNatural canvas is not white; unprinted light areas show the fabric color. Screen colors can vary slightly from the finished print.\n\nOriginal Nonsense Depot concept, copy, layout, and art direction. 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A dry back-to-school, college, teacher, library, or everyday book-bag gift.\n\nPRODUCT FACTS\n• 15 x 16 in cotton canvas tote\n• Heavy 12 oz\/yd² fabric\n• 20 in self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching\n• Flat corners\n• Natural color\n• Front and back DTG print\n• Blank product sourced from India\n• Made to order by Nonsense Depot's disclosed Printify production partner\n\nCARE\nSpot clean. Line dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly over the printed area.\n\nCOLOR NOTE\nNatural canvas is not white; unprinted light areas show the fabric color. Screen colors can vary slightly from the finished print.\n\nOriginal Nonsense Depot concept, copy, layout, and art direction. 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