Funny gifts for people with opinions.
Cards, totes, phone cases, shirts, and useful gifts with very specific moods.
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Featured picks
A few useful things with very specific personalities. Choose a mood, then see live colors, sizes, and delivery details.
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Personalized Teacher Shirt, Custom Name and Grade Comfort Colors Tee, Back to School Teacher Gift
Regular price From $32.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $32.99 USD -
Personalized Pickleball Towel, Custom Player Name Court Towel with Grommet, Team or Coach Gift
Regular price $17.99 USDRegular priceSale price $17.99 USD -
Personalized Clear Backpack, Custom Name Stadium Bag, Concert Travel and School Bag, Age 12 Plus
Regular price $39.99 USDRegular priceSale price $39.99 USD -
Gothic Floral Backpack, Plum Moon and Wildflower Oxford Canvas Laptop Bag
Regular price $59.99 USDRegular priceSale price $59.99 USD
Cards for people you actually like
Birthday, thank-you, teacher, and congratulations cards—each with one judgmental little bird.
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Cake Tax Pigeon Birthday Card
Regular price $10.27 USDRegular priceSale price $10.27 USD -
That Was Actually Nice Thank-You Card
Regular price $10.27 USDRegular priceSale price $10.27 USD -
I’ll Allow It Pigeon Birthday Card
Regular price $10.27 USDRegular priceSale price $10.27 USD -
Lose the ’Tude Dude Birthday Card
Regular price $10.27 USDRegular priceSale price $10.27 USD
Shop by mood
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Petty Pigeon
Petty Pigeon is a mood, not a uniform: dry side-eye, minor grievances,...
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Totes & Market Bags
Canvas totes for farmers markets, school days, library runs, groceries, and errands—with...
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Petty Pigeon Cards
Funny Petty Pigeon birthday, teacher, thank-you, and celebration cards for people you...
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